Will leave you in a Hollandaze!

Favourite bling: Bruises and miniature harmonicas.

Why derby? A wicked built-in posse, and a chance to wear costumes on the regular. Also, it counts as excersize without feeling like work.

Other life hats: Goat farmer, hairstylist, soap-maker, yarn spinner, resident garden/plant advisor, mom, wife and captain of the bathtub snack team.

Favourite skate jam: Boogie Shoes, by KC & the Sunshine Band.